Moderna carta al niño Dios

Esta es la actual forma de pedir al niño dios el remitente queria:

• una cuerno de chivo con incrustaciones en oro con la efigie de malverde.
• una escalade.
• un corrido sublimador.
• 10 mantas en blanco.
• un gober.
• una morrita de uñas swarovskeadas.
• una pista clandestina.
• 3 cessna por las incautaciones.
• 10 cajas de tequila botella "corte diamante".
• ah y cualquier otro atuendo kitsch o flashy que me cordine con mis botas blancas de piel exotica

This it´s a santa letter that someone hang in the town xmas tree in front the city hall as you may know there´s a war on organized crime here in mexico, so this its the kind of letter that its received by this groups, fortunately its a bad joke buy what else than laugh, here´s a traslation

Ah i forgot this its headed to jesus child that is the tradition here in Mexico.

Dear Jesus child

I had kidnaped your mother, if you do not bring me what I ask, you may not se her again.

of course this its a joke bad one.

Happy Narco Holidays

Feliz Narco-Navida